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i’m back

thanks god coz mam tess is not very angry on me anymore. is very sorry to all of you coz i am not write hear to you for long coz mam tess is ground me for 1 week coz she is say that i am a bad girl. but is ok now coz she is now let me use the PC (personal computer) again. i want to thank all of you for greeting me a happy birthday even if my birthday is not very happy coz mam tess is angry on me. your greeting give me more power. all of you touched me very much. even if mam tess is no longer ground me, i am still sad a little bit. i cry and cry for many days and more.on my birthday, mam tess is very nice and happy to me. mam tess is not ask me to clean the household chores coz she is say that it is my birthday. sir arnold also touched me coz he is greet me a happy birthday and he is give me 50 pesos as birthday gift. after the lunch, mam tess is ask me to go shopping with her in makati.

mam tess: hoy, birthday girl! magbihis ka at sumam ka sakin. punta tayo sa mall. wag ka nang mag-uniform . suot mo yung bigay ko sayong damit. mag dress ka at birthday mo naman.

i was very exciting coz i want to go to the mall and buy some shopping for me. i shower and dress up. at first, i am confused what to wear coz mam tess is give me many of her old dress and clothes. i choose the class dress that mam tess is give me last year. is very pretty. the dress is have lace and starovski crystals. the starovski crystals are like stars in the dress like jewels. mam tess is wear this when she is ninang to the wedding of the child of her amiga many months ago. i am also wear my step-in sandals. i feel very pretty and special. i go out of my room and wait in the sala for mam tess. when mam tess is go out of her room she is very shocking to me.

mam tess: o? sigurado ka bang yan ang isusuot mo?

chona mae; opo. mam sige na. birthday ko naman po e saka matagal ko na pong gustong isuot ito. dream come true po ito for me..

mam tess: sige na nga. tara na.

we are go to the mall. i bring all my savings coz i want to buy shopping also. i want to gift myself but mam tess is not buy shopping pala. mam tess is only go to the parlor. we are go to 6750 for mam tess parlor. mam tess is have haircut and manicure and pedicure. i nwait in the sofa near the door.

bakla: mam parang bihis na bihis ang inyong helper a.

mam tess: oo nga e. hayaan mo na birthday kasi.

i get boring and i am also gelous of the other girls who are have their haircut. i ask mam tess if i can have my haircut also.

chona mae: mam pwede po ba akong magpagupit?

mam tess: mahal dito. may pera ka ba? di ako magbabayad ng pampagupit mo ha.

chona mae: mam may pera po ako. dala ko po ipon ko. pwede po?

mam tess: sige. bahala ka. basta ikaw magbabayad nyan ha.

chona mae: opo. promise.

the bakla is give me haircut. first the assistant is shampoo me.

assistant: mam, shampoo po muna tayo.

chona mae: wow. mam daw.

the assistant is show me the way where to shampoo.

chona mae: wala ba kayong banyo? bakit lababo lang? baka masilipan ako dito.

assistant: mam hindi po tayo maliligo. shampoo lang po natin yung ulo nyo.

chona mae: a ganun ba?

assistant: opo.

the assistant is shampoo my hair and then she is return me to the chair. the bakla is come back and is give me hair cut. i ask the bakla to give me bangs so that i look like my idol claudine.

bakla: mas maganda to kung kulayan natin para sosyal ka.

chona mae: sige! gusto ko blondie.

bakla: blondie? sige pwede pero mas maganda kung highlights lang. ano? game ka?

chona mae: sige. game na!

is very exciting for my new hair with bangs and color. mam tess is still getting massage and manicure and pedicure. mam tess is also hot oil.

the bakla is finish my color and is very pretty. i am very happy. i wait for mam tess to finish in the sofa near the door. mam tess is go out and is very shocking again.

mam tess: naku dyos ko, chona ano naman at nagpakulay ka pa? sabi ko na nga ba. nagpapaganda ka kay reynante ano?

chona mae: dah. di mam no. pangit kaya ni reynante. maganda po ba?

mam tess: ok lang. maganda na rin para maiba naman. nagbayad ka na ba?

chona mae: di pa po.

mam tess: o halika na sabayan mo nako pagbabayad dito. tumayo ka na dyan para makauwi na tayo. bilis.

mam tess is get her bill and i get mine. i get shocking and nervious coz my bill is 2,700. my money is only 700. i want to cry and i get wet of sweat.

mam tess: o? ano? nabayaran mo na?

chona mae: kulang po e. 2,700 po e 700 lang po pera ko.

mam tess is get very angry and she is shout at me in the parlor.

mam tess: aba! ano ka sinisuwerte? chona! pagbabayarin mo ako ng dalawang libo para sa kalandian mo? may mga bangs at kulay ka pang nalalaman. dapat tinanong mo muna kung magkano bago ka nagpakulay!

chona mae: tinanong lang po kasi nung bakla kung gusto ko. kala ko po kasama na sa bayad ng gupit. kala ko po combo na yun.

mam tess: naku. sinisira mo araw ko. babayaran ko to pero sinasabi ko sayo, di ka na makakaulit sa akin! ibabawas ko to sweldo mo!

i start crying and everyone in the parlor is look at me. some are laugh. some are not. they are just look.

chona mae: mam sorry na po. di na po uulit.

mam tess: sige na sige na. grounded ka. di ka pwedeng lumabas ng bahay.

chona mae: di naman po talaga ako lumalabas ng bahay kasi ayaw nyo di ba?

mam tess: sumasagot ka ba?

chona ame: hindi po.

mam tess: bawal ka ring mag-computer. di ka rin pwedeng gumamit ng telepono.

chona mae: po? pano po pag tumawag si sir jeff?

mam tess: si myrna ang sasagot bakit?

chona mae: mam. sorry na po. di napo ako uulit. papatanggal ko na lang po yung kulay.

mam tess: sira! di pwedeng tanggalin yan! tara na! humanda ka pagdating sa bahay!

i cry and i cry until i go home. mam tess is not stop at shouting at me even in the car but she is only repeat everything that she is say to me.

but is a little bit ok now coz i am use the computer again and i am still happy for my hair coz it is have bangs and i am blondie just like the girls i see in hbo but i am not very blondie coz it is only highlights so i am half blondie and half black. =)

p.s.

again i am not friendster coz i dont know how but i am learning already. if you see a friendster of me in friendster, that is fake coz i am not frindster yet. i will post here and tell you if i am already friendster. i also have new knowledge. i am learn how to use YM so i can chat. sir arnold is teach me YM coz i see him do YM before and he is say that he is YM to chat with sir jeff and i ask him how but sir arnold is tell me that i can only use YM on saturday.

BITIN!?

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