Chandler: So, it’s a typical day at work. I’m inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.
All: That’s great!
Chandler: So…. I quit.
All: Why?
Chandler: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!
Monica: Yeah, Chandler… you’ve been there for five years.
Chandler  If I took this promotion, it’d be like admitting that this is what I actually do.

Oh, yeah. I so want to pull a Chandler Bing right now.