TEENAGERS ARE THE MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

Here’s my meanie post before the year ends!

During the Christmas rush, my sister and I went to Trinoma for some last minute Christmas shopping and we experienced a couple of annoying teenage stuff while we were there.

The first one was when we were waiting for a table at Taco Bell. There were two teenage high school girls who are so absorbed at what they are talking about, prolly nonsensical stuff, that they didn’t notice that many people are already waiting to be seated. So Cat and I stand before their table and she give them the vulture look — you know, that kind where you want to eat them? Haha. Not long after, they both got the message, finish off their soda and left. Yes, soda. Cat was like, “Ang tatagal akala mo naman ang daming kinain, share lang naman sa softdrink!” Kinda like those people who stay at Starbucks for as long as they want sipping their tall caramel frappe for five hours waiting for a kakilala to pass by or have their picture taken with their cups with the Starbucks logo behind them. Pasushal.

May lasa pa ba yan mga ‘teh?

The other thing was when we were waiting in line for the FX to arrive to go home.

There’s this guy who was behind us then suddenly, the guy became a girl. My sister, who I don’t know was channeling her inner PUPian that time, asked the girl if she was cutting the line because there’s really a long line behind us already and people have been waiting for a long time already. Anyway, the other group who was behind this girl said that it’s okay that the girl cut the line. Or the guy who was there first gave his spot to her.

Anyway, while we were inside the FX, the girl scooped her phone from her pocket and called her mom.

Girl: Hi mom! I’m on my way home na. There’s this girl in the line who’s telling me that I cut the line. But this guy actually gave his line to me blah blah blah

It wouldn’t take a genius to realize that this girl is making sumbong to her mommy that she can’t fight for herself and at the same time nagpaparinig. Then she made another call and told the same thing to the person on the other end of the line.

I told Cat about it and she said she didn’t hear her. Cat then listened in to one of her convos while I was tinkering with my phone. Cat, texted me saying “sinungaling si ateng. Sabi niya nakasakay na siya ng taxi, e FX lang to!” Hahaha!

Thankfully, my bitch of a sister finally learned to choose her battles and we both didn’t mind the girl who kept on giving us stares (Ano English ng irap?)

Nairita ako kay Ate. Did she really think her barok English would threaten us? Duh. If you really are conyotic like the way you are implying, baka dapat hatid sundo ka at hindi ka nakikipila sa ga-ahas na pila sa TriNoma? Ansabeh?! Tigilan ako please, marami na kong mayamang nakadaupang-palad, and they don’t talk the way you do. Pa-star. Kairita.

This then prompted me to write this blog.

Haba ng pasakalye.

Here goes my list on why teenagers are the most annoying people in the world.

They think that their problems are the biggest problems in the world and the world will and should stop for them, until they are okay. These kids are so selfish that they feel that their teeny weeny problems are as big as say, the pork barrel scam. Hellooooo?! Ano dapat ba kaming mag-vigil o mag-rally para maging okay kayo?!

They think that their parents are the Lex Luthors and Cruella de Villes in their lives, especially when it comes to their love lives. Alam niyo ung kasabihang “Papunta ka pa lang, pabalik na ako?” This is as bright as the morning sun because hey! your parents were teenagers once. They know what’s best for you.

This is in relation with the you and me against the world shit you youngsters have got going on. Una sa lahat, hindi mo pa mapapangasawa yang babae o lalaking yan. Papanget pa siya o di kaya papangit ka pa. I swear. Tapos pag nadisgrasya si girl. Ano na? Dadagdag pa kayo sa devolution ng tao? Harujusko. Maghunus dili ka, Daryl. Oo. Ineexample ko ang pinsan kong feeling niya yata ang kontrabida ng mga magulang niya sa buhay niya at si Romeo siya at si Juliet naman ang may pagkahaliparot niyang girlfriend.

They use the internet in a very very, well, annoying manner. Enough with the selfies already! Yung parang tumi-360 na mga mukha niyo o di kaya nakapanood ng The Ring. Hindi niyo ikinaganda yan. O di naman kaya gagawa kayo ng assignment tapos magka-copy paste lang kayo ng gawa ng mga tao sa internet. I mean, if you’d spend as much time as you do with your girlfriend, aba! Baka naghonor student ka pa. Isa pa yung pagtetext o type sa Facebook o ibang SNS ha. Utang na loob, hindi naman siguro kulang ang keys ng laptop niyo no? O di naman kaya nagkukusang magcapslock ang keyboard? So pakiexplain, bakit ganyan kayo magtype/text. And then there are those na makabili online ng mga gamit e akala mo ang daming pera. Tapos nagagalit kapag nilagay sa bogus buyer list. Kapag hindi kayang bilhin, wag ireserve. Mkay? Umarte at pumorma ng naaayon sa laman ng bulsa. Pag nag-aral kang mabuti, pag nagwork ka na, mabibili mo na yan. So tigilan mo yang jowa mo at kaiisip na mala-Shakespeare ang love story niyo. Yun na!

They think highly of themselves and think they know everything, when in fact, they do not have anything yet to prove. Ang gagaling, tsaka ang daming alam. Akala mo naman kung ano na mga na-achieve, di counted ang mga DOTA winnings niyo ha. Or dami ng naging girlfriends! Puhleassse.

They think drinking and smoking is cool. Drinking and smoking is and will never be cool. Ikagaganda niyo yan promise. Ikakaganda ng balat niyo at ng buhok niyo at ng lahat lahat. Ikaaga niyo ng pagkamatay yan. But one less tangang tennager? Not bad at all. Chos.

But you know what, we were all teenagers once. And I seriously don’t know if I’m as annoying as what I have mentioned above. I probably have to ask my parents about it. So I’m giving another dose of patience to these people because they are teenagers. But you guys should really stop it with the e teenagers e. So pagbigyan na lang? Pagkukutusan ko yan e. But you know I just realized that there’s one more kind of people who are maybe as annoying or more annoying than these teenagers: people who act like teenagers when they are already in their twenties or thirties. utang na loob, matatanda na po tayo. Hindi hihinto ang mundo para sa atin, matagal na natin dapat alam yan. Di dapat magparinig sa Facebook, ano to, high school? Itag mo o imention mo kaya? O itext mo na lang kaya ate? Hindi ka magiging cool sa pagtambay sa SB o sa Krispy Kreme o sa kung saan pang pasosyal na lugar na yan. Di mo ikayayaman. Please lang.